What am I supposed to describe. Someone said myself.
Oh. Okay. Yes.
Hello friends I am Rachel.
I am seventeen, enjoy long walks on the beach, eating, and not giving a fuck.
I love Doctor Who, Supernatural, Sherlock, The Avengers, Gravity Falls, Amnesia, Fullmetal Alchemist Brotherhood, Adventure Time, Les Mis, TLOK, ATLA, Bands, video game shit, and anything I please.
I like butts and the color peach.
And if you need anything, just send me an ask.
But seriously if you need a friend I am here. I love making friends.
Also, Butts.
I love. Butts.
Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
I LAUGHED REALLY LOUDLY AT HOW PISSED DEAN WOULD BE IF SAM BROUGHT THIS HOME
“I’m back, Dean! Guess what I brought!” Sam called as he let himself into their hotel room.
“Took you long enough. What, some conditioner?” Dean didn’t even try to move from his spot on the bed. He was busy looking through the newspaper for reasons known only to Dean Winchester.
“Nope. Your favorite thing.” Sam pulled the plastic container out of the grocery bag and waved it at just the right angle. Dean glanced over, seeing the flash of crust strips over red filling.
“Dude! You got an entire freaking pie?” Dean was on his feet and after the pie instantly. It’d been weeks since they’d gotten decent pie.
Sam grinned enthusiastically as he set it on the table. “Yeah. Dig in. It’s not fresh, but its probably good.” He retreated out of the room.
Dean worked the clear covering off and found a fork somewhere. There was something kind of weird about the pie, but he didn’t care. Mouth watering, he dug the fork in and-
What the.
There was no thick, liquid resistance against the fork edge, no stain of red juice bubbling over the edges from the pressure. He forked out a bite and lifted it, staring in disbelief.
It was white cake.
It was fucking white cake disguised as pie.
“FUCKING HELL, SAMMY, I’M GONNA BEAT YOUR ASS SENSELESS!”
deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan:
Imagine a movie like The Avengers
But instead of Marvel heroes joining forces
It was Disney Princesses
“I have an army,” Maleficent taunted.
“Yeah?” said Rapunzel, “We have Kuzco.”
YOU THREW OFF MY GROOVE
“That’s my secret Mulan… I’m always off groove”
“Kuzco.. Smash”
when he’s angry he turns into a giant llama
LKFD;KFKLS;
To everyone who doesn’t think British stereotypes are accurate,
This week in Science class we are doing an investigation on tea. We have to compare three different teabag types - square, circular and triangle shaped - to see which one makes the strongest tea.
Now that’s what I call
Update: Apparently triangle shaped teabags make the strongest tea.
This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff. This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff. This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff.
This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff.This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff. This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff.This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff.This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff.
This is a 5 month old Tibetan Mastiff. SWEET. JESUS. CHRIST.is that a husky
IT’S
SO
FLUFFY
I’M GONNA
DIE
THOR, WE FOUND ONE BIG ENOUGH FOR YOU TO RIDE
Men of Tumblr, I’m counting on you to make this one good.
I got stuck
Pansy
For additional class, use longer sleeves and wrap over your shoulders.
The Canadian T-Rex.
high school friends are basically people who agree to survive together and it’s sort of like they’re your crew in a zombie apocalypse and after the apocalypse is over somehow you go on to living life and maybe occasionally you’d run into each other and be like “oh yes i see you still haven’t been eaten by zombies that is good” but you no longer have the need to survive together so that thing tying you to these people is just gone
Never. Forget.