my mom went to high school with jamie lee curtis and one time they both got caught smoking pot together and jamie told the teacher it was my mom’s and my mom was suspended and jamie lee got no punishment so think about that next time you want some activia
the laxative yogurt lady fucked over my mom
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
well no wonder why it was in the thrift store
but shit it was 99 cents
look me in the eyes and tell me that if the character you hold near and dear to your heart knocked on your window in the middle of the night and said “drop everything and come with me” you wouldn’t do it you know you fucking would
If fat animals are considered cute then why aren’t plus size girls considered cute
Because it is hard for people to process that much cute in one person.
Track: WHERE ARE THE TURTLES?!?
Artist: Michael Scott
OH MY GOD I WAS WAITINTG FOR THIS
Elvgren pin-ups, model shots compared to paintings.
My dad tried to talk to me before bed and say he loves me but he fucking doesnt
If he loved me he wouldn’t have yelled at me for coming out on Facebook
I know he’s embarrassed of me
I know my mom is
I know they don’t want anyone to know
I know they think it’s unnecessary
Why are the angry
I don’t know what I did wrong
… I yelled at him to get out
And now I’m laying in my backyard for fresh air and am sobbing into the grass
I was t to run away
I said I wasn’t going to make fun of Ep. 3 anymore. I lied.
I posted a status saying “PSA I am gay as hell” on Facebook. My parents saw it and came into my room and started screaming at me that I shouldn’t post that on the internet, and that I shouldn’t let just anyone know, and that I shouldnt talk about it or announce it. My mom kept yelling at me that its unnecessary, and posting that is unnecessary, and that it was unnecessary.
Every time she said that it felt as though she meant i was unnecessary. I think my parents are scared that the rest of my family will know.
I think I embarrass them.
My computer has been taken away, and I’m on mobile. I’ve been crying for the past hour. I want to evaporate.
hi im a woman living in a post apocalyptic environment/desert island on a tv show and i have the smoothest armpits u have ever seen
hi im a woman in medieval times and my eyebrows r perfect and I have no leg hair
hello im a viking woman in a movie and i have a thin and trim waist and a huge rack and perfect eyeliner
Hi I’m a women in a world without power and I wake up with perfect curled hair